Malaysians Are Natural Born Kissers

I’m serious. We’re so good at it because we practice our lip puckering nearly wherever we are. However, not all of them pucker up to deliver or receive a kiss.

Instead, someone in this world thought it would be cool if sound came out from the puckered lips. Here came the annoyingly disrespecting sucking while you puckered your lips sound.

Most of its users I’ve come by are wannabe punks. They are either very young (around 12 year olds) to 20s looking young adults sitting at mall stairs.

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Most often, they’ll do their horny call to the young lasses who pass by. Merely to attract attention and laugh among themselves if the person does turn their head and look at them.

This call of the wild is also used at mamak hangouts. The patrons aren’t wannabe punks but I guess it shows what type of character or mentality and respect they have for the people working there.

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Image: Wikipedia

By the way, what’s so hard about raising your hand and waving it around. It’s not like you’ll fumigate your neighbors with horrible body odor from your armpits.

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No wonder Malaysians are more and more becoming natural born kissers. Because all they’re doing now and teaching the younger generation is to pucker up and sound like their sucking the water out from the oxygen in the air. *slaps forehead*

Malaysians, We Stand United

Tomorrow expect to see a group of people at Bangsar LRT station. If they’ve a piece of string or rope the length of their arm, they’re mostly there for the Tali Tenang random act.

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This is being organized by Random Alphabets. The very same group who initiated the KL Freeze in Unison at Pavillion.

They’re back and this time it’s to show the country and the world, despite the mess this country falls in, we Malaysians believe in the spirit of Muhibbah. We, the Rakyat, remain calm and rational in our emotions. Not letting others who choose to disrupt our love for the country and its people, break us.

Like a strand of string or rope is easy to be cut, but a rope weaved with other ropes and string makes it tougher to be cut. πŸ™‚

Find out more details of the Tali Tenang event on Facebook.

Updated: January 24, 2010

Malaysians for Unity, successful! πŸ™‚

The Bigger or Smaller, The More Egotistical

Driving on Malaysia roads can be stressful. But in passing the time especially during traffic congestions, I’ve observed a weird finding based on the vehicles being driven on our roads.

The smaller or bigger the vehicle, the more egotistical the drivers are in those vehicles. I’d like to call upon evidence 2-010-A.

Motorcyclist

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In particular, the kapchai models. They’re affordable, agile and averagely speedy. Because of these characteristics, some riders think they’re the king of the road.

From hogging the lane, squeezing through and hitting your side mirrors to beating the light. Just because Β the oncoming car isn’t very near, they want to be Evel Knievel for a few minutes. Some even do it when the oncoming traffic light had just turned green.

Next, I’d like to call on evidence 2-010-B.

Buses

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They’re definitely “munsters” on the road. I’ve rarely seen any respecting bus drivers on the road. If there were, I can count only a handful, 1 hand. The egotistical ones choose to stop nearly anywhere along the road, like taxis!

The buses I’ve seen especially worrisome are express buses. While driving behind them, they’re on the roads at 100-120km/h. Why in the world are there 80-90km/h stickers then! And they maneuver like they’re driving, taxis!

Final evidence I’d like to call on is 2-010-C.

Lorries

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They are the creme de la creme. Just because they’ve brute strength and size, they’ve every right to stare at you and blame you for not giving them way! But I find the worst ones, are the ones which park anywhere. Even if it meant blocking the road.

Has the jury made a decision?

Is the smallest vehicle or the largest vehicle, the most egotistical? πŸ˜›