Malay boobs WTF

So I heard my blogger friends saying how awesome is the new Nuffnang website. Like a kay-poh (busybody), I went to check out their new website and see what else was changed. The last time, I commented on their ChurpChurp redesign and mentioned it was a good initiative into responsive design. To my surprise, the new Nuffnang is really pretty sexy. Even, on the inside.

website screenshot
Sexy or not

Okay. You can ignore my bad stats. I’m no celebrity blogger and I don’t have a face nor cleavage to show you.

However, you can ponder at why my blog seems to be pulling traffic for the related keyword; Malay boobs. ROFL!

ChurpChurp crime scene photos

At around 1.30pm, a guy stepped out of his car and started walking towards the Heritage House building. He was described as wearing blue jeans and a black t-shirt. The security on duty noticed he was looking at the building directory and for safety precautions, asked the man to write his particulars in a log book.

Once the man got into the lift, we only know he stopped on the floor; 12B. And security cameras saw him walking towards one of the offices – Nuffnang. He looked as if he rang the bell like any normal person and was permitted to enter by a petite lady.

No security footage was retrieved from the Nuffnang office. But we know the man left the office between 2.20pm. What happened inside is still unknown. However, we do know the man left with this.

churp churp usb thumbdrive
Measuring almost 3" tall

Then, at 9.38pm we got the call. It was a messy sight and not for the weak-hearted towards cute things. We found ChurpChurp…murdered!

churp churp usb head
Where's his body?!

All that we know is this was the work of some sick person who could only imagine such a devious crime. Beheading this poor cute thing and taking its body for its trophy.

We’ve setup a hotline for the public who has information of this man to come forward. The number to dial is 1-800-I-did-it.

Thank you to the Churpers

And yes, thanks for the USB thumbdrive after my review of your website redesign. I’ve been wanting a spare to put music in. I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I really enjoyed writing it. 🙂

P.S.: Guess the murder weapon. *grin* And if ChurpChurp reads this, could you please give me another thumbdrive to give to my winner? 😉