I want to be connected every hour!

As much as I spend my hours in front of the computer most of the time. It’s my job. I also want to be very agile and mobile wherever I am. Even, while I’m in the loo!

But I’m stuck in a situation where no plans fit me even if I went out to buy myself the 3G phone I wanted. 🙁

And honestly, I only prefer 2 telcos in Malaysia. Either the green spring or the yellow man. The blue or purple dude can stay away for now.

Here’s my beef with data plans right now.

The green spring will charge you for every additional data you overuse and being the connectivity addict I am, I’m pretty sure I’ll be overcharged. Plus, it doesn’t tell me what’s the data limit for the specific plan. *slaps forehead*

The yellow man on the other hand has a great unlimited and only throttles me option. Though my own comparison shown me they’ll hurt you most if you tend to communicate via SMS a lot.

However, both fall into the same bowl of dilemma I face. I don’t want to commit to a phone call bill and a data plan. I’d like to have only 1 thing to think about; phone bill. You can split the data and calls in my bill, but don’t tell me:

Danny, you’ve to pay $ amount for your calls and $ amount on top for your data plan.

I wish I had a telco which told me:

Danny, if you got $ plan. It’ll fit within your monthly budget. The call and data is consolidated into this plan. But do note, there’s a limited 500MB per month cap and we’d throttle you otherwise.

See, simple. Sigh. Now all I can do is either wait for my ideal telco or work my back side to earn more. LOL!

Why I Like It Longer

When I was a boy, it was one of the first places I discovered. The place where all joy would rush through my veins. It would always make me happy especially after long trainings. Soon, it became one of the things I always looked forward to, especially with many people.

But, something happened as years passed. I noticed, it was, not becoming longer. It left me nothing but disappointment because:

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Just as the animation tells, wieners are meant to be longer, not shorter! Who’d ever heard of a 1 inch long wiener. With such a short wiener, you could have two in your mouth at a time and swallow it whole. That ain’t value for money!

Which is why, I decided to convert from a being a wiener lover to a chocolate lover. Not only does it melt in your hand, but in your mouth too. And, it’s especially great for winning hearts – both males and females.

And being a chocolate lover, has its advantages.

Chocolate goes well with almost ANYTHING!

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Even dog?

Chocolate destresses your day!

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Relax...

Chocolate can be art!

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Churp

Chocolate can lower blood cholestrol and blood pressure!

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Dexter

Chocolate gives you energy!

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Bzzzztttt

And ultimately, chocolate is a symbol of love and persuasion!

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There is chocolate in his ear!

Instant Romeo I tell you. Therefore, how not to be a chocolate lover.

And to make chocolate even more exciting, you can even bring it anywhere now. The living room, the bedroom and even, the toilet. It’s evolved to a stage you can even make calls on it!

Ladies and gents, I present to you the LG BL40 Chocolate mobile phone. 🙂

why i like it longer

Now, I’d prefer a longer chocolate than a shorter wiener. And if you hadn’t figured it out, wieners are also sausages.

So you may now stop 2nd guessing and also, replacing your sausages with the male anatomy. Thank you very much.