As an 80s kid, I was ecstatic to hear when Transformers was made into a live action. After all, they finally had the technology. But for all you 90s kid who never knew what us 80s fellows went through, here’s a TV series of technology that time. LOL!
Alright. So thankfully Michael Bay had much better toys to play with when he did Transformers. Plus, when I caught word that Devastator would be casted I was super happy. Then I started raging in the cinema.
Like the polluted image of the live action Dragonball, my Devastator was made into some 2 testicle beast! -_-!!!
Wha the hell is tha?!
So maybe the animators wanted to throw in their 2 balls worth being behind the scenes. And maybe, Shia Lebouf with Michael Bay were convinced when they saw it from a different angle.
You see...I told you it'll work.
So Nuffnang asked, how you would protect the world from the Decepticons, and which Autobots character I’d be to protect the world.
All warfare is based on deception.
~ Sun Tzu
First of all to help Japan off their feet, we need Sam Witwicky to speak to the Japanese and get them to build more phreaking Gundams! These white awesome mechanically engineered fellows would make the Decepticons go, WTF?! and instantly take them as a threat.
Hell yeah! Source: koiaichaku.com
Then, like Sun Tzu says, we need to deceive our enemies. This is where we make replicas of the Gundam and Transformers merged together. They may be butt ugly, but I’m pretty sure the Decepticons won’t mind or notice if the Autobot had an extra ball or 2.
Butt ugly, yes. Deceptive, of course. Source: robotsinmasquerade.blogspot.com
Now I know Sam may not agree with this. But why not for the fun of it, we call in Tony Starck as well. He builds things and loves destroying stuff, right?
Danny, my boy, you may have something there.
And finally, as a precaution, let’s load up all the people into Omega Supreme, just in case. With that, we’ll deceive the hell out of the Decepticons and kick Megatron’s ass back to planet Cybertron!
Oh, before I forget. The Autobot I’d want to be to protect the world with this plan would be; Rodimus Prime.
He starts of as a young, arrogant and experimental Autobot but soon matures into a great leader to make Megatron have a resurrection and beat Galvatron back into his little hole. Watcha!
P.S.: I’m still wondering what Decepticon ever had tentacles?