Wierdest moments to Twitter

Immersing myself in social media has been really fun. It was great reconnecting in Friendster, to finally easily engage friends in Facebook and share my thoughts in 140 characters.

But here I was thinking, what would be the weirdest moments to Twitter.

While crapping or peeing

If you’re crapping seated down is fine. Manageble squatting. But I definitely don’t want to touch your device if you did it peeing. Yuck.

While delivering a baby

As much as friends would congratulate you, I don’t think you’d want the blood weak ones to faint by seeing all that blood or your v-jay-jay. Lol.

While you’re having sex

If you did, you’re plain weird or plain uninterested. Or, you just wanted the world to know you slept with a hooker.

So I’m pretty sure you’d have other weird moments in mind, do share 1 of your spaced out thoughts. :)

He will love me for me. Hogwash!

Was driving to a client’s office located quite far away and the thought popped into my head.

Remember the time, when friends talk about some crush they’ve got on someone. And they tell you, I’m not good enough for him. Then being a friend, you’d tell them it’s not what’s on the outside that matters and he’ll love you for who you are?

And the person would think, you’re right because he’ll love me for me.

Well, yeah, that conversation was running through my mind. And ‘ding’, the fact of he or she will love me for me is bollocks!

I’m not going to debate on this topic. But here’s why I thought of it as a lie.

How can someone love you for you when you don’t even love yourself enough to know others would appreciate you?

Sure, you may be too skinny, a little chubby, a little flat-chested, overly huge chested or some other pessimistic thought. But do you even love yourself enough to do something about it on your own as much as you use it as an excuse to deny yourself?

Stop saying or telling people he’ll love me for me. Instead, notice enough to improve yourself and be happy for who you are.

There are plenty of people who love people for being themselves. :)

Write it like you speak it

While at the salon trimming my thick hair away, I was reading the Top Gear magazine. As much as hot bodily chick on FHM was tempting, the Ferrari 599 GTO looked way hotter. Lol.

As I was reading Jeremy Clarkson’s article, I realized how it was really talking to me. It had his tone of voice and personality as you murmur the words in your mind.

And I was personally holding back my laughter in some parts of it. Lol. Though I think I may have slipped out a smile or grin a couple of times. :P

As much as I considered this article to be published in Websites Made Simple, I felt it was more of a thought to be shared.

It’s more of reminder to myself, to blog as I speak. Not blog as I write. If that made sense. :)

Write it like you speak it

While at the salon trimming my thick hair away, I was reading the Top Gear magazine. As much as hot bodily chick on FHM was tempting, the Ferrari 599 GTO looked way hotter. Lol.

As I was reading Jeremy Clarkson’s article, I realized how it was really talking to me. It had his tone of voice and personality as you murmur the words in your mind.

And I was personally holding back my laughter in some parts of it. Lol. Though I think I may have slipped out a smile or grin a couple of times. :P

As much as I considered this article to be published in Websites Made Simple, I felt it was more of a thought to be shared.

It’s more of reminder to myself, to blog as I speak. Not blog as I write. If that made sense. :)