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1 reason only to watch Piranha 3DD

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The first piranha movie I watched was back in the 90s. And I couldn’t believe how many piranha movies there were when I tried to IMDB the one I watched. Gosh!

After watching the recent Piranha movie, I thought it would’ve ended. But no, someone had to have the huge piranha jumping out of the water to take a head off. *facepalm*

Anyway, this sequel to me had less scenes of piranha scoffing and more fan service as what we’d call it in some anime. This I would say is probably the only reason you’d watch Piranha 3DD.

Keep it in your pants

Besides that, as coined in Wikipedia as a comedic horror film, I’d lie if I didn’t laugh at scenes involving a water tank humper and the piranha biting a dude’s penis. *bang head on table*

So if you’re in the mood for something to just fill the time with while you do your homework, this could be one of those to watch. And don’t forget to lift your head to look out for this later.

Bouncing boobies

Uh-hurm. Are those really double Ds?! (O_O)

Afro Madagascar polka dot circus

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Yesterday me and Ariel walked Pavillion to kill the time before the movie. During our stroll, I finally walked into the Muji concept store. It was awesome! Especially the stationary. :D Then, we noticed a crowd gathering a floor above us. So we assumed it was the Culture Japan night organized by Danny Choo. And yes it was!

That's what he looks like - on the right

Observing from the sidelines, because it was a registered event, we even saw Jimmy Choo there. Sadly, all these otaku were either shy, too busy talking to themselves or just did not know who that man was?! *facepalm*

Afro, polka dot, polka dot, circus

I got us tickets to watch Madagascar 3 and it was a blast! From the beginning to the end of the film, you’ll be entertained by the antics of the gang. And I was very surprised, because I was really worried the trailers would’ve revealed too much. But the movie had much more to reveal! *phew*

If you were never into the whole “I like to move it, move it”…what am I saying?! or, WHY am I saying it?! Let me just show you.

So if that hasn’t gotten stuck in your mind, let me show you this other video performed by Marty the Zebra.

Now, if you hadn’t been laughing or at least, smiling, there’s something wrong with you. Maybe you should go see Kumar the comedian. :P

Anyway, I felt this movie was really good. It captured a real magical feeling of the whole Madagascar series. It was almost…Disney-like. Without the princes and princesses.

P.S.: And yes, the penguins are it again. Except, they now have monkey powa!

Men In Black 3

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It was over the weekend when me and Ariel spent almost 10 hours, yes, TEN hours at the mall. I guess that proves it that we urbanites have really nothing better to do at times. But, I’ll leave that story for another day.

GSC had a new advertisement order

As we went through the whole advertisements and trailers, I noticed GSC changed the arrangement of them. Most of the time, it’ll be advertisements then trailers then the GSC introduction. Or, trailers then advertisements and then introduction. However, it was now introduction, advertisements, trailers, advertisements then trailer again.

It definitely felt very obvious because Ariel was asking me if we were watching The Amazing Spiderman. LOL! Though I do understand why she also felt that way, because the trailer seemed longer than the normal ones. Are the producers of Spiderman worried not many people are going to watch it? Come on, it’s Spiderman! Who’d miss it? :P

Men in black wrap up

Or not? But first, let me say I watched the first movie at the premiere at Rex cinemas in Sea Park PJ. Yes, it’s been THAT long ago since Men In Black was first shown. And I clearly remember, the best dressed for men was won by a dude in a trench with a lighted up backpack character of the Toy Story alien.

Yes. This fella~

Fast forwarding to the present – unfortunately, I can’t time jump. Men In Black 3 to me captured what the film had in its first release. It had the shroud of mystery and tie-back in the film. Sure, the whole story of an organization overseeing aliens with employees dressed in black suits with black ties and black shades created a trend. But, the second movie to me wasn’t all that good. Maybe it was because they tried too hard interjecting some form of romantic relationship. Who knows?

If you’re planning on watching Men In Black 3, don’t compare it to the first. Like I said out loud over Twitter, it felt like a wrap up to the Men In Black sequel. And I hope they leave it as that.

Pursuing Happyness

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Just completed watching the Pursuit of Happyness produced by Will Smith. It was one of those films for me like Paying It Forward. Relating to real life issues and what if scenarios. Except this was more about how life is when you’re living by the end of your wallet, with a son to care and what it takes for you to become happy.

It’s difficult to imagine what it would be like to lose all of what you have, when you only had a quarter of what you may have wanted.

This film to me delivered an important lesson that money (as much as we hate it at times) makes the world work. Without money, you’ve no roof over your head, you’re constantly stressed tomorrow, you’d almost do anything to make amends and it pushes you to your limits.

I know my parents have worked hard. I feel terrible having to still need their support. I worry about whether what I earn is enough. And when I was watching Chris Gardner, my only thought was “I never want to be in that situation”.

Hitting a real low

In our economical condition, where properties are through the roof, children are spending more than saving, both parents are forced to work and many graduates say it’s tough looking for a job, what would our children’s future be if we don’t start now.

Change is good. Good change is for the better.

Do you know what change is better for you?

The fucking awesome Avengers

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Updated: May 8, 2012

If you’re blaming yourself for not sticking around for the 2nd credit scene of the movie, don’t be. It was nothing uber hilarious. [incoming spoiler] It’s just the Avengers sitting down eating in a quiet awkward moment.

Yesterday me and my friends decided to reward ourselves with not just an epic movie, but to be seated in GSC Premiere. Big comfy chairs with much leg space around you. With the exception that Ariel’s hot dog order was never delivered to us. :(

Avengers assemble!!!

One of the things the movie made me want to do is re-watch some the films again. You’ll need to remember some of the previous stories to follow a bits of the film when they reference back to it. No kidding. One of the things I was wondering is why was Black Widow so afraid of the Hulk. Hmm…

I found the best part of the movie was when the action started. From then on, it’s storyline was bang-bang-bang. I don’t mean it literally but I really liked it when the pace picked up.

Of course there was the things you’ll hear Tony Stark say. However, if you really want a laugh, here’s something to make you cry your eyes out laughing. Thanks to 9gag. :P

It's complicated

I must say although Hawkeye wasn’t his real self like the comics – costume was purple, the movie fellows got his ability down almost perfectly with the customizable arrows.

And besides Tony Stark, I was really surprised and happy to see Hulk been given a script which made people find his character more attractive. “Puny God, phbt!” :D

Who the hell is that next villain in The Avengers 2?!

Seriously, after the movie I was busy digging online on who that villain was at the end. Superhero films are really my thing because I grew up with a number of them. So don’t blame me for wanting to find out, urgently. LOL!

And I found my answer! Ladies and gentlemen, meet the villain.

Thanos of Titan

I’d love to be able to tell you more about him but The Avengers wasn’t a comic I followed closely. Nonetheless, I’m looking forward to what maybe new characters could be introduced in the upcoming film.

As far as I can tell, superhero films are ripe for the milking now. :P